Trespassers

 Month ago I was pumping water and went over to the Condo and saw a side by side I didn't know down at the boat house. I drive down and there's a guy that looks slightly familiar, disc golfer or former camper maybe. Him and a girlfriend are in the water splashing around and he says "Hi Tom." I said "Who are you?" He gives me a name and I don't know it. I tell him to get off the property and he says they were just taking a swim. I told him it didn't matter. He knows me, knows I own the property, live at the lodge, and he never even came by to ask. He said he was going to come by tomorrow and play disc. I told him that's not going to happen and get off the property. He starts complaining that I'm being unfair and I tell him to never come back again. They drive off.

Next day I'm out working on the property somewhere and when I get back there's an extra truck and a side by side in the parking lot that looks like the one I kicked out the day before. Linda says some couple came by and paid for disc golfing and their friends but never saw their friends. I look out on Hole #2 and there's the couple I kicked out the day before. I head out toward the basket and I'm telling him get out. I banned you and here you are the next day. He argues that he paid and that deserves some credit and it turns out his "friends" who said they just met him on the trail had paid for him and his girlfriend.We get into it and he can't come back. 

Next day Linda comes back from the big garage and says she saw two couples, hiking it appears to Jackson Hole, sitting in the shade by Hull's Place having a picnic. She tells them to leave.

Couple days later Linda tells me she saw a side by side running around over at Last Hurrah. I head over and down to the boat ramp and there's a side by side parked. I walk down to the river and there's young couple in the water groping each other and I yell at them to get the hell out. The guys says "We're lost. We can't find the guide that's taking us on a tour." Who they obviously ditched. I yell at them again and they are hesitating. I said "Don't screw this up or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. They get in the side by side all the time explaining it's not their fault they got lost. Yea, it's not their fault they went right through the no trespassing sign.

Today I'm working outside and see three or four Jeeps and trucks go by on the way to Jackson Hole with a couple dirt bikes behind them except they don't go to Jackson Hole, they turn left and head for the boat ramp. I'm on the side by side and to the ramp. Vehicles are backed up six or eight deep. I get out and ask who the hell are you? One guy says "Who are you?" I say "The guy that owns the place that's kicking you out. You went thru the No Trespassing sign. He says "No we didn't. We went around it." I'm done now. I'm all over everybody to get out now. I get down to the boat ramp and there's eight more people in the water. I don't know any of them. One guy says "Party is over. Let's go." It's about 15 to 1 but I'm not feeling outnumbered at all. I'm done with this shit. Guy says "We were just trying to cool off. What are you mad about? You didn't say anything yesterday." From me "So you went through the No Trespassing gate twice and still didn't think to ask when you went by the lodge." We're done and you're running out of time." Linny calls on the walkie so they know I've got back up and they all turn around and leave.