Saturday, July 3, 2021

Don't Do It

 It happens every time. Someone shows up, or doesn't make it, chews my ass about how bad the road is and how I mislead them and something unthinkable comes up the driveway and parks in the lot. I remember a couple in a Jeep Cherokee pull up just laying into me so pissed off about how bad the road is and right behind them and grand mother with two grand kids pulls up, get out and says "Now that was fun." 

The county has gone through and graded out all the hard stuff. Remember the part at the very top where I've been driving people over for the last month or two, it looks like this now.


While the folks that didn't show up for the back queen are emailing me saying how I put their lives in danger in their mid size SUV and I mislead them about the road and they are going to report me to VRBO for putting them in a dangerous situation, the male hogan pulls up in a Chevy Spark. I tell them normally I give a 100% refund whatever the reason you can't get here right up to and including the last minute so if you'll cancel I'll make sure that happens but if you want to go through VRBO then I'll send them the picture of the Honda Civic, Toyota Corolla, Prius (s), Geo Prism, Mustang, and Mini Cooper that all have gotten here this year and we'll let VRBO decide. They cancel and get refunded in full. The Spark hangs out for a couple days and then I escort them up Hurrah just to be sure when they check out. They email me from town and tell me it's all good.




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