Barbarians at the Gate

All of the rock squirrels have long criminal histories of stealing anything you leave on the porch, from your room if you leave the screen door open, or from your car if you leave the window down. Now they are teaching their young. If you've been to the post office lately you've seen their pictures on the wall. Fending them off with the broom has been a challenge which has gotten easier with the new weapon that was left at the lodge by a child of a guest.