Two guys walk into a lodge........

Tell me if you've heard it. Two guys walk into a lodge at 9am. They're beat up. Scratches on their faces, some bruising, and one has a limp. Tom says "Long night in the desert?" First one says, you got water, second one says you got water? Tom gives them water. First one says "You got a beer and some cigarettes?" Tom gives them both a beer, then another. Tom says "How'd you get the scratches on your face?" First one says "We had to fight a tree to get some branches for traction." Second one says "Then we turned on each other." First one says "We're like eight miles from here. We're way the hell out there." Second one says "Took us two and a half hours to walk here." Tom follows footprints on the trail to two miles away from Base Camp and a wash leading to the river with a nose stuck car.................tell you the punch line when you get here.