As The Lizard World Turns

Each year four, and only four, Side-blotched lizards hang out on the front porch. Most years it's a male and three females. This year, so far, it's three males and Who's Up. Apparently large is an attraction for male lizards this year as the fight over Who's Up has been violent. While initially Tom didn't think much of Who's Ups male friend, watching him in battles off and on all day with other Who's Up suitors, he's got heart. Tom's gonna have to get a real job.